Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit while a stewardess enters.
She asks if they want coffee or tea,
but both pilots ignore her.
She then asks “what’s the difference between a cockpit and a con?”
The captain looks over his shoulder, not saying anything.
She continues: “A cockpit contains two di”.
The captain replies “do you know the difference between a
teabag and a used tampon?” Hesitantly
the stewardess says “no”.
“In that case” says the captain, “we’ll
both have coffee”.