A husband comes home late after drinking with his buddies
His angry wife waits for him at the entrance as he enters the house.
Wife: “you not only came home late but you are also drunk??”
Husband: “I may have come home late but im not drunk”
Wife: “but you smell like alcohol!”
Husband: “my friends were drinking but not me. I am not drunk!”
Wife: “ok can you tell the time then?”
The husband turns and looks at the clock on the wall and says “I am not drunk!”