Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. “What are you doing?” Farmer Brown demanded. Farmer Jones replied,…
Applying for a lumberjack job
A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack. “Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.” “Give me…
The untactful sergeant
The captain called the sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’s mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to…
A weeping woman bursts into
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust…
A Crow And A Swan
A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan… This swan is so white and I am so black…crow thought. This swan…
Lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered…
Women Received A Friend Request
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted…
Johnny was sitting on a park
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him…
The elephant complained
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE…
The son asks his father
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,…