Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn

Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn

As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments.  “What are you doing?” Farmer Brown demanded. Farmer Jones replied,…

Applying for a lumberjack job

Applying for a lumberjack job

A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack. “Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.” “Give me…

The untactful sergeant

The untactful sergeant

The captain called the sergeant in.  “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’s mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to…

A weeping woman bursts into

A weeping woman bursts into

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust…

A Crow And A Swan

A Crow And A Swan

A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan… This swan is so white and I am so black…crow thought. This swan…

Lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town

Lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered…

Women Received A Friend Request

Women Received A Friend Request

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted…

Johnny was sitting on a park 

Johnny was sitting on a park 

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him…

The elephant complained

The elephant complained

God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE…

The son asks his father

The son asks his father

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,…