A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. […]
A blonde walked into a doctors office
A blonde walked into a doctors office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied, “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not […]
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a […]
An alcoholic addict just returned home
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said “you made my wife leave me.” Grab another one and smashes it and said “you made me […]
Two tigers are walking along a jungle
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger’s tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves […]
An attorney went into a bar
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks plastic.” Then he rolled it between his […]
A wealthy man walked into a bar
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner.He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Bartender! I’m buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that woman over there!”The bartender collected the […]
The old farmer joe was in his car
The old farmer joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.“Didn’t you say, at […]
A guy who ran over a rooster
A guy who ran over a rooster on a country road late one night. He felt bad, so he went up to the nearby house, knocks on the door and says to the old farmer:“Sir, I just ran over your Rooster , and i’d like to replace it.” And of […]
A man is about to enter a meeting
A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The maid answers the phone and says that his wife is busy. He demands that the maid put his wife on […]