A father is on a walk with his hippie son
The son explains to his father how he has recently
been improving his life with crystal therapy. He explains how quartz and other crystals are
helping to realign his energy channels.
The father tells his son, “You have no idea what you are saying and are probably just talking out of your ass.”
The hippie son demands more respect and asks, “how would you know anything about the power of crystals?”
His father says that he actually knows a great deal about rocks and energy channels. He goes
on to pick up a rock from the ground, proclaiming that it is a sacred “Native American se* stone” and can improve se**** performance.
The son, in disbelief, says, “how can you tell?”
“It’s a fuc*** rock.”