In my neighborhood, there was a couple who had given their
twin sons very weird names. One was named Trouble,
while the other boy’s name was Mind Your Own Business.
So, one day they were playing hide and seek. Mind Your
Business counted to a hundred and then started looking for his
brother. But, somehow he couldn’t find him anywhere.
He saw a police car passing the neighborhood, so he stopped
it to ask for help. When the police officer asked him for his
name, he replied, “Mind Your Own Business!” Feeling insulted,
the police officer still asked politely who he was looking for.
Mind Your Own Business replied, “I am looking for Trouble!”