Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass
a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with,
so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath,
so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman’s husband phones
the second woman’s husband, furious:
“My wife came home last night without her panties!”
“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back
with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said,
‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”