Three guys die and go to Hell.
Satan asks the first guy, “What was your
daddy when you were alive?”
“He was a candle maker.”
So, Satan burns off the guy’s dk. Satan asks the
second guy, “What was your daddy when you were alive?”
“He was a rope maker.” So, Satan rips off the guy’s dk with a rope.
Satan asks the third guy, “What was your daddy
when you were alive?”
The guy smiles and says,
“He made lollipops.”