A woman who was beaten black and blue,
went to the doctor.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that.
Whenever your husband comes home inebriated,
just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling
with it. Just gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,
and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: “Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every
time my husband came home drunk, I gargled
with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened.”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!”