A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front
of their kids when they want to have s*x.
The code is: “Making a call.” One day the man
ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to
make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that
mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to
tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so,
she will open a central telephone station in the house.”