A man phones home from the office

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife,

“Something has just come up. I need to go fishing with

the boss for the weekend.


We leave right away, so can you pack

my clothes, my fishing equipment,

and my blue silk pajamas? I’ll be home

in an hour to pick them up.”


He hurries home, grabs everything

and rushes off.


Sunday night, he returns.


His wife asks, “Did you have a good trip?”


“Oh yes, great! I think I really impressed

the boss. But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”


“Oh, no I didn’t. I put them in your tackle box.”