A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home

A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home

of his co-worker with bad news.

‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’.

‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’

‘He drown in a vat of Guinness Stout’ said the worker, sadly.

‘That’s terrible! Was it a quick death at least?’ asked Mary.

‘I’m afraid not,’ the worker replied, ‘He got out twice to take a piss’.