A blonde walked into a doctors office

A blonde walked into a doctors office with two burnt ears.


The doctor asked her, “What happened to your ear?”


The blonde replied, “I was ironing and the phone rang, so

instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron

and put it to my ear.


Still not satisfied, the doctor asked,


“Well, what happened to the

other ear?”
“The sucker called again!”