A grumpy old man walks into a brothel

A grumpy old man walks into a brothel and asks the madam “Is this a union brothel?” “No, sir,” she replies “I’ve owned and operated this bordello for 50 years without a union!” “Well, I’m a

union man, so I only visit union brothels!” the man replies as he slams the door on his way out.

Three more cathouses, the same thing. Until he visits the very last bang shack in town; where the madam says “Why yes, we’re the only union pleasure house this side of the Mississippi!”

“That’s great!” he shouted excitedly “I want an hour with your prettiest, most voluptuous girl!”

“I’m sure you do.” she replied “But Agnes has seniority!”