A handsome young lad went into the hospital

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and

the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.


His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room

in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make

the bed, give back rubs, etc.


“Why all the attention?” the friend asked, “You look fine to me.”


“I know!” grinned the patient.


“But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when

they all heard that my circumcision required

twenty-seven stitches.”