A husband and wife had been married for 60 years
and had no secrets except for one: The woman
kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her
husband from ever opening. But when she was on her
deathbed and with her blessing—he opened the box
and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.
“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage
was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead,
I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.” Her husband
was touched. Only one doll was in the box—
that meant she’d been angry with him only once
in 60 years. “But what about all this money?”
he asked. “Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”