One frosty morning, a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota sat down for breakfast and tuned in to the radio.
They heard the announcer say, “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please park your car on the even-numbered side of the street to clear the way for the snowplows.”
So, the attentive wife went outside and relocated her car.
A week later, during another breakfast, the radio announcer reported, “We anticipate
10 to 12 inches of snow today. To facilitate snowplowing, park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street.”
The diligent wife promptly moved her car again.
The following week, while having breakfast once more, the radio announcer began, “We’re looking at 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…”
Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I
don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”