A lawyer is standing in line at the bank, but the line is taking forever. Suddenly, the person behind him starts rubbing his shoulders.
“Dude what the hell! Don’t touch me!” The lawyer swats his hands off.
“Sorry,” the man behind him says. “Sometimes in lines I get bored. I’m a massage
therapist and sometimes I just can’t help it. Like autopilot, I just start doing my job. It’s
relaxing. You should try it!”
“Okay, sure.” The lawyer says. So he taps the guy in front of him.
“Hey, this’ll cost you $10,000.” Then he fucks him.