A little girl says Grandpa can I sit on your lap?”
“Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grand dad’s lap she
says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?”
“A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.”
The girl says, “Grandpa, will you please please MAKE a sound like a frog?”
Perplexed, her grand dad says, “Sweet heart, why do you want me to make a sound
like a frog?”
And the little girl says, “‘Cause Grandma said that when you croak, we’re going to
Florida!”