A man and a woman have just finished celebrating
their twentieth wedding anniversary and are heading
up to bed for some twentieth anniversary maritals.
On the way up the stairs the woman glances at
the pictures of their children and thinks about how
much she loves her life. Once they get to the bedroom
the man turns off the light and they get down to business.
Mid-coitus the woman realizes that in
the twenty years she’s been married (and the four they dated)
she has never seen her husband fully naked.
Perplexed by her realization, she uses a lull in
the ploughing to turn the lamp on.
The man is wearing a strap-on dildo. The two
freeze, sharing a strangely intimate moment of
shock and confusion. Finally the man clears his throat.
“I’ll explain the toy if you explain our kids.”