A man had been drinking at a bar all night and pukes down the front of his shirt. “Shit I can’t
go home like this my wife will kill me” The bartender sees this and says “put a $20 bill in you
pocket and when she sees the puke tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you $20 for
dry cleaning”. So the guy goes home and his wife sees the puke on his shirt and asks what
happened, to which he replies “a drunk guy puked on me and he gave me $20 to pay for dry
cleaning”. To which his wife says “Ok well then why do you have $40 in your hand?” “Because
he also shit in my pants.”