A man rubs a lamp and a Genie pops out. The genie says “What is your last wish, master?”
The man is confused and asks why he only gets one wish instead of three.
The genie gives a sigh and says, “Master when we first met I did offer you three wishes
but you used your second wish to undo the first and forget about it completely which
is why you dont remember and only have one wish left.”
The man said, “Only one wish, huh? Well I guess I better make it a good one. Genie, i
wish to have the largest penis ever!”
The genie sighs as he claps his hand and mutters, “oh boy, here we go again…”