A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran
out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately
he ran over the rooster & killed it.
He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got
out of his car & walked across the road to the farm, walked
up to the front door & knocked, the farmer came to the
door & the man said “I’m afraid I’ve killed your rooster
, please let me replace him”.
The farmer said “Help yourself,
the hens are out the back”.