A ministers wife came home from a shopping trip. The minister noticed that she had a very expensive-looking dress in her shopping bag.
“How much did that dress cost?” asked the minister.
“Oh, about 300 dollars.”
“THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! You know we’re on a budget.”
“I know,” said the wife. “But Satan himself went shopping with me. He said that I should try it on.”
The minster shook his head. “When that happens, you’re supposed to say, ‘Get behind me, Satan!'”
“I did. He said I looked even better in it from the back.”