A murder has been committed

A murder has been committed.

Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing,

holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a

woman on the ground.

The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?”

“Did you hit her with that golf club?”

“Yes. Yes, I did,” the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands

on his head.

“How many times did you hit her?”

“I don’t know. Five… Six … Put me down for a five.”