A prisoner has been sentenced to death by the court, and the day of execution has arrived. He looks out of the bars in his cell
window and sees that the weather outside is horrendous.
I prison guard opens the door to lead the condemned man to the gallows in the prison courtyard.
As he’s escorting the prisoner to the gallows in the torrential rain, the prisoner turns to the guard and says “Bloody typical!”
The guard looks at him and says “What is?!”
“Well,” says the prisoner, “It’s my last day in earth and it’s absolutely pissing it down.”
The guard looks at him and says “Not sure why you’re moaning about it mate.. I’ve got to walk back in this”.