A Rich Man and a Poor Man go Christmas shopping for their Wives Afterwards the poor man asked the rich man what he got his wife.
“I got her a diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes.”
“Why did you get her both?” The poor man asked
“So if she doesn’t like the ring she can return it in her new car. What did you get your wife?” The rich man asked
“Slippers and a dil**.” Answered the poor man.
“Dild**? Why did you get her one of those!?” Rich man asked the poor man a little taken aback.
“That way if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fu** herself.”