A snail goes to the Ferrari dealership and says, “I want the fastest, flashiest car you have.”
The salesman shows him the top of the range giant throbbing
\ red beast and says “This one will do 260kmh and 0-100 in three seconds.
The snail says, “I’ll take it, but I want a giant letter S painted on each side.”
“We can do that for you no problem,
but do you mind me asking why?”
“I want people to see me whizz past and say,
‘Wow, look at that S car go.'”