A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.
The stoner says, “ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint.” And poof! A joint appears
and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
“For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!” And poof! A blunt appears and the
stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
“Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate
core!” And poof! The biggest blunt you’ve ever seen appears and the stoner and genie
sit down and smoke it together.
Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his
head and smiles, and says, “ok man, one more wish”