A Wife Comes Home Late One Night

A Wife Comes Home Late One Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom.

From Under The Blanket, She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Just Her Husband’s Two. Sh

e Reaches For A Baseball Bat And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can. Once

She’s Done, She Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink. As She Enters, She Sees Her

Husband There, Reading A Magazine. He Says, “Hi Darling, Your Parents Have Come To

Visit Us, So I Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom. Did You Say Hello?”