A woman and her male neighbour each buy greenhouses…
They both decide to grow tomatoes and a few months later they meet up and talk about how they’re getting on.
The man says his are big and red, but the woman says hers are still green and asks the man his secret.
‘Everyday I go in the greenhouse naked. The tomatoes are so embarrassed they blush’.
The woman thinks this is a good idea and decides to give it a go.
They meet again the following month and the man asks about her tomatoes.
‘Still green,’ she replies, ‘but you should see my cucumbers!’