A woman is in a coma

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them

is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a response on the monitor when

he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,

“Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the

coma.” The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the curtains for

privacy. Besides it’s worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room.

After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat-lines… no pulse… no heart rate. The

nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and

says, “I think she choked.”