A woman receives a call from the police

One night, a woman receives a call from the police.

They tell her that her husband was murdered, and she should come to the crime scene as soon as possible.

The woman drops the phone, shocked, and drives 20 minutes to the crime scene.

As soon as she reaches the crime scene, the police arrest her and she is convicted of murder.

How do the police know she committed the crime?

The farmer takes seven trips over—here are his steps:Take the goat over

Return

Take the wolf or cabbage over

Return with the goat

Take the cabbage or wolf over

Return

Take goat over

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