A young couple is getting ready to have sex for the first time.
The boyfriend asked his girlfriend, “Have you ever ridden a horse?”
She said, “Yes, I have.”
Satisfied, he responded with, “So this will be just like riding a horse.”
Suddenly, the woman’s face looked horrified.
Concerned, the man asked his girlfriend what was wrong.
Tearfully, she responded with, “So it will be bumpy and uncomfortable?”