A young man is pacing the floor of the doctors office

A guy goes to the doctor. A young man is pacing the floor of the doctors office worried with

fear. He is finally called to come back after what felt like hours. As he begins to wait even

longer he paces the floor, becoming increasingly impatient. Finally the doctor gently knocks on

the door, and lets himself in. Before the doctor can even get his name out or a polite hello, the

man cries out “Doctor! Doctor! Please help me! I’m a teepee! I’m a wigwam!” The doctor replies

not a second later while glancing at his notes, “Calm down sir, you’re two tents”