An old man Paddy walks into a chemists laboratory

An old man Paddy walks into a chemist’s laboratory, pulls out a small bottle from his

pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist.


“Wid ye mind tastin that fir me”?


The man takes a swig and screws his face up in disgust.


“That’s terrible,” he says.


“So bitter”.


Paddy the old man replies with delight


“Oh tats good news, they told me to bring a sample here and get tested fir me sugar

levels”.