Category: Jokes

A new Navy recruit has his first day

A new Navy recruit has his first day

A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine… He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post. “Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope.” The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer […]

A politician dies

A politician dies

A politician diesSo a politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. “So, you’re a politician…” “Well, yes, is that a problem?” “Oh no, no problem. But we’ve recently adopted […]