Educated secretary complaining about her boss – Funny Jokes

Secretary Complaining With Friend About Her Boss:
He Is So Crazy About S**
He Tells Me To Do Laptop & Then Desktop Position Followed By Spreadsheet Format
He Tells Me To Convert His Soft Disc Into Hard Disc & He Installs Anti-Virus To Enter & Scrolls It In My C-Drive Till It Ejects.
Once I Tried To ESC But He Caught And Shifted Me To His Home Where He Started Pressing My Backspace Saying-Let Us Restart Again..!
When I Refuse He Threatens To Keep Me On Stand-By Position.
Many Times He Works Without Caps-Lock & Crashes My System Until He Logs-In And Looses His Ctrl.
The Process Continues Till I Zip Him & Shutdown His Main System.
But He Doesn’t Know That The Final Print-Out Of All This Data Will Be Handed Over To Him By Me Within A Few Months