For a high school dance

For a high school dance, the head boy asked

out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her,

he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour.

To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line

outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance

with the girl. The girl wanted to have some apple

punch so the boy went to get it, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.