Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen in bed
with another woman.
“That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!”
“Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?”
“Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied.
“Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the
road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing,” explained Glen.
“I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got
into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the
underwear that doesn’t fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you
never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of
the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn’t serve to me.”
“Then,” Glen continued, “I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As she was
walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, ‘Is there anything else your
wife doesn’t use anymore?’”