It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife
were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband
picked up the phone and said, “Hello? (paused for a few seconds)
How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?” and
slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, “Who
was that?” The husband replies, “I don’t know. Some guy
who wanted to know if the coast
was clear tonight.”