A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
“Some things you just can’t explain.
This morning I was outside milking a cow.
As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with
his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked
it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking the cow again he
knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took
off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down,
then my wife came out and well, trust me,
some things you just can’t explain.”