I returned home

One morning when I was going out of the house I

met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant.


When I returned home I saw her father closing the door.


I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet

I wonder how it is possible a girl without any

husband be pregnant?


For a moment her father with a bitter smile said:

“She isn’t pregnant; it is all wind in her belly.

She farts and would recovery.”


Next year perchance I saw the same girl

with a baby in her arms.


Next day when I was going out facing her father

so I told him: “I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms.”