Married couple discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon.
“Well medication is not helping so we would have
to operate. You have 3 options”
“We can do reconstruction of your
pubococcygeus muscle.
Level 1 surgery will enable you to get
1 erection a month. That costs £10,000.
Level 2 surgery will enable you to get 1 erection a week. That costs £20,000.
Level 3 surgery will enable you to get 1 erection a day. That costs £30,000.
I’ll pop out for some coffee give you both some time
to decide next steps”
20 minutes later he came back to the office.
“How you two getting on, decided yet?”
Husband. “Yes, we have decided to get a new kitchen”