A man is right in the middle of furiously making love
to his wife when suddenly their 5-year old son
walks in. “Mommy, daddy – can we…” He stares for
a moment, wide-eyed, then runs from the room in
tears. “Oh boy,” says the dad, “I’d better go find
Timmy and have a talk with him.” He goes to Timmy’s
room, but Timmy’s not there. He checks the kitchen,
living room and the yard. No luck. Finally, he goes
to grandma’s room and gently opens the door, only
to find grandma on all fours with Timmy full-throttle
banging away behind her. Dad gasps in shock
and calls out, “What in the hell, Timmy!?” To which
Timmy coolly replies, “Not so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”