So my Dad walked in on me making out
with my girlfriend
I was naturally very embarrased, as I didn’t
want my parents to know I had a girlfriend and
make a big deal about it. But my Dad said to me,
“Don’t worry son, I won’t tell your mother,
this will be our little secret”.
The next day I’m eating breakfast with my family.
My Mom says to me, “Son, where did that hickey
on your neck come from?”. In response I say,
“This is me and Dad’s little secret”.
Afterwards, everyone at the table got really quiet.