There are three types of s** in a marriage.
The first one is Kitchen s**.
This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re
still having fun, so you do it anywhere,
anytime – but mostly the kitchen.
The second type is Bedroom S**.
This is when you have settled down a bit
and probably have kids, so you can’t do it anywhere
except the bedroom.
The third type of s** is Hallway S**.
This is when you pass each other in the hall
and say, “Screw you.”
But there’s also a fourth kind called Courtroom S**.
This is when you are getting a divorce and
you try to screw each other in public.