After making love, the man excused himself
and went into the bathroom.
When he returned, the woman sat up in bed
and remarked, “I can tell you are a doctor by the way
you washed your hands before and after. “
“Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with
a self-satisfied grin. “Do you know what kind?”
The woman replied, ” I would say an anesthesiologist. “
“How did you know?”, asked the M.D.
She responded , ” Because throughout the
entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. “