“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the
defendant, “you came home from work early and
found your wife in bed with a strange man.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you
take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Then my question to you is, why did you shoot
your wife and not her lover?” asked the prosecutor.
“It seemed easier,” replied the defendant, “than
shooting a different man every day!”