The guy says Yes I am But if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or
if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a
Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you
ask if I was Irish?”
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “So why did you ask me if I’m Ukrainian?”
The clerk says, “You’re in Home Depot.”