I was in in the public restroom

I was in in the public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the

other stall:


“Hi, how are you?”


Me: (embarrassed) “Doin’ fine!”


Stall: “So what are you up to?”


Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”


Stall: “Can I come over?”


Me: (attitude) “No, I’m a little busy right now!!”


Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps

answering all my questions!